Beware of cinema sweets

I went to the cinema last night to see the Bourne Ultimatum (sorry, I’m a little behind the curve at the moment – but the film was absolutely awesome), but I just have to mention the most fantastically, brilliantly useless sign displayed in the cinema, right next to the ticket sales desk.  It said (and I paraphrase): “Recall notice: Maltesers.  If you purchased Maltesers from this cinema between May and August 2007, please return them for a full refund”.  Now let’s be honest about this… who has ever bought sweets in a cinema and not consumed them within half an hour?